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"Here's the parking lot."

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Valet parking.

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

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'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

'Brilliant idea of yours Perkins to ensure that staff arrive on time - for thirty employees, only 20 parking spaces!'

The lengths some people will go to avoid paying their parking fees.

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

'Who should I call first? 911 or the parking lot manager?'

"While you were trying to work it out we got clamped."

Private Parking Enforced by Drones.

"What's the ticket for? I'm just feeding the meter."

'I'm not stealing your parking space...We're sharing.'

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'

" 'Parking', yes. 'Belief Systems', not so much."

"It doesn't say anything about age."

Cheap Parking

Parking Lot Dare

The Largest Parking Lot on Earth

"Your estimated arrival time is 6:38. . . but you won't find parking until 7:04."

Good Cop, Bad Cop Parking Space

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.