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"Here's the parking lot."

Jurassic Parking Lot

No Double Parking

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

As she left the mall, Audrey found a way to rake in some cash.

Valet parking.

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

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'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

'Ok, hon, I'm on Google Earth now... I see a parking sport!'

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

"While you were trying to work it out we got clamped."

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

The lengths some people will go to avoid paying their parking fees.

'Who should I call first? 911 or the parking lot manager?'

Private Parking Enforced by Drones.

'Brilliant idea of yours Perkins to ensure that staff arrive on time - for thirty employees, only 20 parking spaces!'

"What's the ticket for? I'm just feeding the meter."

'I'm not stealing your parking space...We're sharing.'

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

"Sorry, I'm holding this space till I can find a bank to give me a car loan."

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

Good Cop, Bad Cop Parking Space

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'

" 'Parking', yes. 'Belief Systems', not so much."

Cheap Parking

The Largest Parking Lot on Earth

Parking Lot Dare