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'Stanley likes to think he's king of his castle.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Here's the parking lot."

Nice park. . .

No Double Parking

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

As she left the mall, Audrey found a way to rake in some cash.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

Parking

Parking.

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

'This must be the day you're quiting. I saw your car parked in the boss's space.'

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

'Ok, hon, I'm on Google Earth now... I see a parking sport!'

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

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"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"