Parking Space Magnates Pillows

'Stanley likes to think he's king of his castle.'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Here's the parking lot."

Nice park. . .

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

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'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

Parking.

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

'This must be the day you're quiting. I saw your car parked in the boss's space.'

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

We all make mistakes but you made a whopper - you took my parking space.

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"