Parking Strategist Pillows

"Your estimated arrival time is 6:38. . . but you won't find parking until 7:04."

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

Jurassic Parking Lot

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Here's the parking lot."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Nice park. . .

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

No Double Parking

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

As she left the mall, Audrey found a way to rake in some cash.

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Cross Platform.

Parking validation

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.