Parking Strategist Mugs

"Your estimated arrival time is 6:38. . . but you won't find parking until 7:04."

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Here's the parking lot."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Nice park. . .

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

Parking validation

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Cross Platform.

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

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