Parking Management Pillows

"What's the ticket for? I'm just feeding the meter."

The Opportunistic Driver

"Here's the parking lot."

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Health & Safety Official Tester.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Cross Platform.

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

A hiker in the wilderness encounters a suggestion box.

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

Parking validation

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

Parking

Dozens of parking tickets under windscreen wipers. Woman passenger says: 'It might be time to give the windscreen a wipe.'

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."