Parking Manager Pillows

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Fingleworth, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Nice park. . .

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Ballet Parking.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Valet (ballet) parking.

Health & Safety Official Tester.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Meter Maid

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

A hiker in the wilderness encounters a suggestion box.

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

'He was run over by our home. We live in a mobile home park.'

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.

Spiritualist Society Parking

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Please do not feed the attendant.

"Ooooohhhh, that feels so good. Now, down and a little to the right, please."