Park Management Pillows

'HEY! I warned you kids!' Please keep off the Glass.

Bitchbark Canoe

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Danger Falling Leaves

Malfunctioning geyser

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"He ran out of pee."

Little boys

Rain Forest

'Click it or ticket.'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"