Park Management Gifts

'HEY! I warned you kids!' Please keep off the Glass.

Bitchbark Canoe

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Beaver tower

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Danger Falling Leaves

Malfunctioning geyser

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"He ran out of pee."

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

'Click it or ticket.'

We have to stop surprising each other.

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"

Little boys

Rain Forest