Parking Management Gifts

"What's the ticket for? I'm just feeding the meter."

The Opportunistic Driver

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Here's the parking lot."

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

As she left the mall, Audrey found a way to rake in some cash.

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

Cross Platform.

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

A hiker in the wilderness encounters a suggestion box.

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

Parking validation

You said this transfer would be a great opportunity for me! Parking Patrol. No, I said you'd be able to write your own ticket.

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

Parking

'I invented the parking ticket.'

Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.