Parking Systems Gifts

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

Jurassic Parking Lot

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'Just stay calm and ask if they've got valet parking.'

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

As she left the mall, Audrey found a way to rake in some cash.

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

Parking validation

Cross Platform.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

You said this transfer would be a great opportunity for me! Parking Patrol. No, I said you'd be able to write your own ticket.

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

Church Parking

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

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