Car Parking Gifts

'Brilliant idea of yours Perkins to ensure that staff arrive on time - for thirty employees, only 20 parking spaces!'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

Parking validation

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Cross Platform.

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

Parking

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Dozens of parking tickets under windscreen wipers. Woman passenger says: 'It might be time to give the windscreen a wipe.'

'I invented the parking ticket.'

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).