Car Park Attendant Gifts

Excuse me, I think you dropped something! (Man dropping litter).

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"Nap time."

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Ballet Parking.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Valet (ballet) parking.

Self Service Island

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Valet parking.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Low oil prices.

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

With gas prices soaring, many stations have begun posting EMS teams next to their pumps.

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

Old woman trying to swipe card in gas attendents bottom crack.