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Excuse me, I think you dropped something! (Man dropping litter).

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"Nap time."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Ballet Parking.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Valet (ballet) parking.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

Self Service Island

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Valet parking.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.

Low oil prices.

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

Spiritualist Society Parking