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"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"Nap time."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

Ballet Parking.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Valet (ballet) parking.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Self Service Island

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Meter Maid

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

'What luck!'

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

Valet parking.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

Dry Paint

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.

Spiritualist Society Parking