Parking Assistant Gifts

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"Nap time."

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Ballet Parking.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Valet (ballet) parking.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Self Service Island

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

Meter Maid

'What luck!'

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

Valet parking.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

With gas prices soaring, many stations have begun posting EMS teams next to their pumps.

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

Dry Paint