Parking Master Gifts

Pay and display - have you paid?

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Nice park. . .

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

Ballet Parking.

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Valet (ballet) parking.

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Health & Safety Official Tester.

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

Meter Maid

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

A hiker in the wilderness encounters a suggestion box.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Spiritualist Society Parking

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

You said this transfer would be a great opportunity for me! Parking Patrol. No, I said you'd be able to write your own ticket.