Parking Pro Gifts

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Nice bit of parking! If you don't mind not getting out of the car!

Do you validate? What? No, there's not parking lot. It's just street parking and that's free. I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8a.m. I'm not following. It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me. Get out.

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

Dozens of parking tickets under windscreen wipers. Woman passenger says: 'It might be time to give the windscreen a wipe.'

'Sorry it took so long to get change for the meter, dear, but they had some great buys in there!'

'Can I interest you in fake Rolexes, pirated DVDs or validated parking receipts?'

Hugo's Parking Garage - Making a bid on a parking place!

"I can't find my car!"

"Mind if I check out first? I'm parked weird."

"I love two car garages."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Nice park. . .

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

Cross Platform.

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."