Parking Lot Pro Gifts

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

Don't even dream of parking here.

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

Dozens of parking tickets under windscreen wipers. Woman passenger says: 'It might be time to give the windscreen a wipe.'

"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic."

'I think I need glasses, I've just given my own car a ticket.'

The lengths some people will go to avoid paying their parking fees.

'I want just enough work done so I'll qualify for Handicapped Parking.'

Just A Place To Hang Your Hat In Old New York

Private Parking Enforced by Drones.

'Who should I call first? 911 or the parking lot manager?'

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

"What's the ticket for? I'm just feeding the meter."

Potholes.

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

'You may as well leave a note! You've been caught on tape...'

'...I just take the Hide-a-Meter bush, toss it over the meter, and voila! Free unlimited parking!'

"Excuse me,are you leaving?"

"I'm going back to shopping at the mall. Trying to find the car in the parking lot was the only exercise I got."

"I don't prey on the old, sick, or lame, I prey on the healthy who park in the handicapped spots."

General hospital car park. Warning! Thieves operate in this area.

Gym. Looks like you had a great workout! I just walked in from the parking lot!

"It doesn't say anything about age."

Cheap Parking

'Can I interest you in fake Rolexes, pirated DVDs or validated parking receipts?'

Do you validate? What? No, there's not parking lot. It's just street parking and that's free. I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8a.m. I'm not following. It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me. Get out.

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'