Parking Pros Gifts

'But...I forgot where I parked.'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Nice park. . .

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

Parking

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

Dozens of parking tickets under windscreen wipers. Woman passenger says: 'It might be time to give the windscreen a wipe.'

Parking.

Mousehole Parking

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

'Ok, hon, I'm on Google Earth now... I see a parking sport!'

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

What's the idea taking up my parking space?

'I think I need glasses, I've just given my own car a ticket.'

Just A Place To Hang Your Hat In Old New York