Parking Advocate Gifts

'You could at least have had the decency of waiting until I'd moved off!'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Nice park. . .

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

No Double Parking

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

No Nesting

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Parking.

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

Dozens of parking tickets under windscreen wipers. Woman passenger says: 'It might be time to give the windscreen a wipe.'

"As a tribute to your outstanding career, we're retiring your assigned parking space."

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

'Ok, hon, I'm on Google Earth now... I see a parking sport!'

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

"He was only here as a visitor, but collapsed when he saw the car park charges."