Parking Policy Pundit Gifts

No Double Parking

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Here's the parking lot."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

As she left the mall, Audrey found a way to rake in some cash.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Valet parking.

Spiritualist Society Parking

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"Over here, doofus."

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

Parking

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

Brookstick Clamp

'Nice parking job, Rudy.'

Clamping

Private Parking Enforced by Drones.

'I'm not stealing your parking space...We're sharing.'

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

'You may as well leave a note! You've been caught on tape...'

'Fixing parking tickets is a local matter.'

General hospital car park. Warning! Thieves operate in this area.

Clamped hamster wheel.

"Your estimated arrival time is 6:38. . . but you won't find parking until 7:04."

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

Clamped Horse

'Here ya go. I'm always losing mine in big parking lots, too.'

Health Care Consultant on Call.

"Sorry sir, but if we don't ticket cars parked here longer than two hours, there wouldn't be any room for others to park."

NO double parking...If dbl parking occurs, No triple parking.