Parking Critic Gifts

Searching for a playful gift for the parking critic? Our collection features cleverly designed products that honor their love of parking finesse. Perfect for those who enjoy humor with a dash of personality, these items make a memorable gift. Whether they’re proud of their parking skills or just love a good laugh about it, find something that speaks to their quirky interest and adds a touch of wit to their day.

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Luther's ninety-five theses on your terrible parking.

Luther's ninety-five theses on your terrible parking. mockup

Luther's ninety-five theses on your terrible parking.

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'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?' mockup

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

from $19.00

Nice park. . .

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"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space." mockup

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

from $19.00

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.' mockup

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

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'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.' mockup

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

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"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ." mockup

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

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You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush. mockup

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

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'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.' mockup

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

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Valet parking.

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Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today. mockup

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

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'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.' mockup

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

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NHS parking meter being taken into A&E - 'It's been beaten up!'

NHS parking meter being taken into A&E - 'It's been beaten up!' mockup

NHS parking meter being taken into A&E - 'It's been beaten up!'

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'I need to work a different shift.' mockup

'I need to work a different shift.'

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"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam." mockup

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

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"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!" mockup

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

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"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream." mockup

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

from $19.00

Parking

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St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display mockup

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

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"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow." mockup

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

from $19.00

Who's really behind all one-star national parks reviews.

Who's really behind all one-star national parks reviews. mockup

Who's really behind all one-star national parks reviews.

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"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!" mockup

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

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Parking.

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Parking in front of a puzzle and games company. mockup

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

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"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

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Woman going to wash partners car with wire wool.

Woman going to wash partners car with wire wool. mockup

Woman going to wash partners car with wire wool.

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"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car." mockup

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

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"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?" mockup

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

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Speed Bump

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Now with ten extra minutes...Free mockup

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

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"It's been a lot less crowded since they introduced a congestion charge."

"It's been a lot less crowded since they introduced a congestion charge." mockup

"It's been a lot less crowded since they introduced a congestion charge."

from $19.00

Traffic warden using magnifying glass to see if a car is parked on yellow lines.

Traffic warden using magnifying glass to see if a car is parked on yellow lines. mockup

Traffic warden using magnifying glass to see if a car is parked on yellow lines.

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'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.' mockup

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

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We all make mistakes but you made a whopper - you took my parking space.

We all make mistakes but you made a whopper - you took my parking space. mockup

We all make mistakes but you made a whopper - you took my parking space.

from $19.00

Parking Critic Gifts Collection

Parking Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that humorously celebrate parking critics. Find the perfect witty gift to start their mornings with a smile.

Parking Critic Pillows

Discover pillows featuring funny parking critiques, adding a playful charm to any sofa or bed.

Parking Critic Prints

Browse our prints that showcase humorous takes on parking expertise. Perfect for decorating their favorite space with personality.

Parking Critic T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirt range designed for parking enthusiasts who love a good joke. Great for casual wear and expressing their humor.