Parking Perfectionists Gifts

Parking

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Nice park. . .

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

No Double Parking

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Valet parking.

"Well, the forecast shows a heat wave in our first week, heavy rains in the second, some hail the following week, and a snowstorm at our final destination."

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

NHS parking meter being taken into A&E - 'It's been beaten up!'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

Parking.

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

Mousehole Parking

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

We all make mistakes but you made a whopper - you took my parking space.

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'