Parking Perfectionists Pillows

Parking

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Nice park. . .

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Valet parking.

"Well, the forecast shows a heat wave in our first week, heavy rains in the second, some hail the following week, and a snowstorm at our final destination."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

NHS parking meter being taken into A&E - 'It's been beaten up!'

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

Mousehole Parking

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

Parking.

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

Traffic warden using magnifying glass to see if a car is parked on yellow lines.

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

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We all make mistakes but you made a whopper - you took my parking space.