Parking Critic Pillows

Luther's ninety-five theses on your terrible parking.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Nice park. . .

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

NHS parking meter being taken into A&E - 'It's been beaten up!'

'I need to work a different shift.'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

Parking

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

Who's really behind all one-star national parks reviews.

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

Parking.

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

Woman going to wash partners car with wire wool.

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

Speed Bump

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"It's been a lot less crowded since they introduced a congestion charge."

Traffic warden using magnifying glass to see if a car is parked on yellow lines.

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

We all make mistakes but you made a whopper - you took my parking space.