Parking Meter Critic Pillows

NHS parking meter being taken into A&E - 'It's been beaten up!'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Nice park. . .

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

'I think I see why attendance has been down.'

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

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"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

Traffic warden using magnifying glass to see if a car is parked on yellow lines.

We all make mistakes but you made a whopper - you took my parking space.

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

'Fixing parking tickets is a local matter.'

'There are some in the building who really resent those of us who have indoor parking spots.'

"Ok for us to park here, mate? Got a few weeks' job next door."

"Why do women live on average three years longer than men?"

"Will the owner of the car with license plate 417-JHL please move it?"

Typical 'Faux pas Four'.

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

Clamped Horse