Parking Meter Critic Gifts

NHS parking meter being taken into A&E - 'It's been beaten up!'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Nice park. . .

No Double Parking

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

'I think I see why attendance has been down.'

Parking

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

Parking.

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

Traffic warden using magnifying glass to see if a car is parked on yellow lines.

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

We all make mistakes but you made a whopper - you took my parking space.

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

'Fixing parking tickets is a local matter.'

"Why do women live on average three years longer than men?"

"Ok for us to park here, mate? Got a few weeks' job next door."

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

Typical 'Faux pas Four'.

Clamped Horse

'There are some in the building who really resent those of us who have indoor parking spots.'