Parking Meter Joker Gifts

'Also, could you either validate my parking ticket or give me change for the meter?'

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Cake Free Zone

Jogging Bottoms

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

E=Emcee Squared

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

Adult Absence Notes.

False encouragement.

A Not So Grand Slam.

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

How do fish get to work?

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

Tred carefully mill.

I think I have a 45-45 chance of passing my math class.'

Running With Scissors Marathon

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

Two men are jogging. One is noticing 'Danger Wide Load' sign on back of other.

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

"My exercise routine appears to be working as long as I hang around fat people."