Playground Joker Gifts

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Basketball

Children playing football.

"Better luck next time, kid."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

A boy with a football

Ecotourism.

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Adult Absence Notes.

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

school kids playing conkers

Fishing for Supper

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

'Oh come on, there's only one of them, you just have to keep an eye out.'

"It was a professional hit..."

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'