Playground Joker Gifts

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Children playing football.

"Better luck next time, kid."

Basketball

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

Ecotourism.

A boy with a football

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Adult Absence Notes.

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

school kids playing conkers

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Fishing for Supper

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'He never has an energy crisis.'

"It was a professional hit..."

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'