Playground Player Gifts

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Swinging

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"First snowman?"

"Recess does things to a man."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Imagination

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Children playing football.

Basketball

'Ready Mum?'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Mood Swings.

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

The Charge of the Kids

Office Park

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Converted Parking Garage

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.