Playground Play Gifts

'With Jesse Caldwell's family moving out of town, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Tree house.

"This never happened."

Swinging

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Recess does things to a man."

"First snowman?"

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Imagination

'Ready Mum?'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Mood Swings.

The Charge of the Kids

Office Park

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Converted Parking Garage

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Swing