Playground Activities Gifts

'The good news is that in a few years they'll be chasing us with chocolates and flowers.'

The things we do for our kids.

Everything was fine until Becky's little sister decided to skip double.

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

'Health and safety, Mr. Wigmore.'

School crossing

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Swinging

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"This never happened."

Tree house.

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"First snowman?"

"Recess does things to a man."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Epic Battles

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Ready Mum?'

Imagination

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

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