Playground Adventure Gifts

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Hi-yah!"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Swinging

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"First snowman?"

"Recess does things to a man."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Ready Mum?'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Imagination

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Playground Pipe Dreams

Children playing games

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Office Park

Converted Parking Garage

The Charge of the Kids

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Mood Swings.