Playground Explorer Gifts

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

Swinging on the Chandelier

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

When no one is looking the snakes come out to play.

'You didn't get mad when Dad went back to the soil.'

'Jeffrey didn't like coming to the playground until he found this Wi-Fi hotspot near the seesaw.'

'Teacher, I've got an eye in my sand.'

Skipping girl.

Childhood

'I need a jump!'

Igor in third grade.

"Don't worry about Timmy...That balloon will keep him entertained for awhile."

Windmill

Bottle tossing

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"You're the school yard monitor today. It's your duty to eject the bear from school grounds."

You'll have to learn how to climb down tress sometime... I can't keep asking for Bob's help...

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

"Come Kitty, play with me in my sandbox!" "Clumping or non-clumping?"

Automatic swing machine

Monkey with clamped wheel swing.

'I don't think G-force can be achieved on a seesaw, Tommy.'

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

Oh BOY! We're going to have a GREAT TIME!2

Children playing games

A nice team.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Ball Pit Island

Mood Swings.

"My parents decriminalized sugar."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."