Amusement Park Explorer Gifts

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Fist Bumper Cars

Amusement Park OPEN. For the past few months we've been on a roller coaster ride without even without the park being open.

Bumper Cars of Love.

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Polar bear bowling alley

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"A little help, please."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Sunbathing in the park

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Children playing games

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Last Chance For Reality

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'...Please stop the...'

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

'Mother?'

"I meant the dog!"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

The leaning tower of Pizza.