Amusement Park Explorer Gifts

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Fist Bumper Cars

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"A little help, please."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Sunbathing in the park

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

Children playing games

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"I meant the dog!"

Last Chance For Reality

'...Please stop the...'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

'Mother?'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Windmill

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