Tourist Attraction Explorer Gifts

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Fist Bumper Cars

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'...Please stop the...'

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

'Can I see your license,please?'

'What a bargain!'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Bumper Cars of Love.

No, I don't think Ken Burns has ever done a documentary on dogs.

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

"My husband's a lawyer. He's always losing cases."

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

Monster Buskers

Nights in Bath

Paris Hilton

'they must have the same plumber we do.'

'How can I move in closer? I'm carved in stone just like you guys!'

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

You are here.

"It's our neighbor. He wants to borrow our GPS tracker."

"It says here that they have chopped down all the palm trees and blow up the rocks to make the place look more natural..."

Mount Rushmore Selfie

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

50th Anniversary the Wilderness Act.