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The leaning tower of Pizza.

Fist Bumper Cars

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'...Please stop the...'

'Can I see your license,please?'

'What a bargain!'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

"My husband's a lawyer. He's always losing cases."

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

Monster Buskers

Nights in Bath

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'they must have the same plumber we do.'

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

"It's our neighbor. He wants to borrow our GPS tracker."

You are here.

Mount Rushmore Selfie

"It says here that they have chopped down all the palm trees and blow up the rocks to make the place look more natural..."

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

'Right after we got back from Yellow Stone. That's when he went into hibernation.'

50th Anniversary the Wilderness Act.