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"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Welcome to the future"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

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"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

The Fast Lane.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

City Boy.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"I have no thumbs."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."