Urban Escapade Explorer Mugs

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Welcome to the future"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Dog Walking Services

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Rhapsody in Blue.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Wifi in Hell

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

"I have no thumbs."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Hugh fans!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

City Boy.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."