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Walking Tours of New York

Manhattan Cat atop the The Rock

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Gorilla on Empire State Building tempted by helicopters carrying banana.

Flu vaccine shortage forces man to seek out drug dealer.

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

An office at the top of a fire escape

"Hello. My name is Maury, and I'm going to be your crazy person today."

Reaching the Summit

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

Entering New York City - Take your medication now.

Way too many people ahead...

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

The Tramp of Human Rights

Things that go beep in the night.

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

"I'm on the train."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Passengers checking for their train

"How would you feel about a little place in the city, just to get away from all the hunting and gathering?"

Tight rope walker.

"You can hear this?"

'And this is the Arizona Desert, painstakingly reconstructed right in the middle of London.'

'Excuse me, but is this office space taken?'

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

Deer waiting at car crossing sign.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Party on the Balcony.

'What's terrifying is, though they walk among us, there's no way to tell science fiction readers from the rest of us.'

'Before we closed the street and put up lights, it was a pothole.'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

"And it's close to the subway."

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."