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Oliver Twist - Sikes Attempts his Escape

A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.

"Attention passengers, this train will be running express to whichever stop is after yours."

'I know he'll win; he's my stockbroker. He can beat anything, except the S & P 500.'

'Follow that crab!'

statue in park: 'Arnold P. Rossiter, a local boy who went to the big city and made it big... and now he's back home, flipping burgers, just like we always said he would.'

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Push for Disco...

Serenading

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

New York Netherworld

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Vacation Bus Photo

Bankside

Thumbing a Lift.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Hoxton map.

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."