Urban Adventure Seeker Gifts

Oliver Twist - Sikes Attempts his Escape

A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.

"Attention passengers, this train will be running express to whichever stop is after yours."

'I know he'll win; he's my stockbroker. He can beat anything, except the S & P 500.'

'Follow that crab!'

statue in park: 'Arnold P. Rossiter, a local boy who went to the big city and made it big... and now he's back home, flipping burgers, just like we always said he would.'

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Push for Disco...

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Serenading

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

New York Netherworld

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Follow that cab!'

Thumbing a Lift.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Bankside

Vacation Bus Photo

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building