Urban Adventure Gifts

'It took me a long time to teach him to fetch the newspaper.'

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Dog Walking Services

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Hugh fans!"

Hoodie Hang-out

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

City Boy.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I have no thumbs."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."