Urban Adventure Gifts

'It took me a long time to teach him to fetch the newspaper.'

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Rhapsody in Blue.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Wifi in Hell

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"I have no thumbs."

City Boy.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Hoodie Hang-out

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Draw your own path."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."