Urban Adventures Gifts

"On the plus side we haven't had a major fire in New York for the past ten years."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Serenading

Push for Disco...

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

New York Netherworld

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Follow that cab!'

Bankside

Vacation Bus Photo

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Thumbing a Lift.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Things that go beep in the night.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Hoxton map.