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"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Serenading

Push for Disco...

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

New York Netherworld

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Bankside

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Thumbing a Lift.

Vacation Bus Photo

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Hoxton map.

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

Natural Phenomena of 15-E