Urban Adventurer Gifts

Walking Tours of New York

Manhattan Cat atop the The Rock

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Gorilla on Empire State Building tempted by helicopters carrying banana.

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

Flu vaccine shortage forces man to seek out drug dealer.

An office at the top of a fire escape

"Hello. My name is Maury, and I'm going to be your crazy person today."

Reaching the Summit

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

Way too many people ahead...

Entering New York City - Take your medication now.

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

The Tramp of Human Rights

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Passengers checking for their train

"You can hear this?"

"How would you feel about a little place in the city, just to get away from all the hunting and gathering?"

"I'm on the train."

Tight rope walker.

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'And this is the Arizona Desert, painstakingly reconstructed right in the middle of London.'

'Excuse me, but is this office space taken?'

"And it's close to the subway."

Welcome To Melbourne: Home of fatal stabbings and serious assaults, we hope and pray you enjoy your stay.

Deer waiting at car crossing sign.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

"I've done my tour of duty on Wall Street."

'What's terrifying is, though they walk among us, there's no way to tell science fiction readers from the rest of us.'

Skyscrapers made from hair.

'Can you hear me now?'