Urban Legend Adventurer Gifts

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

A sure sign of rain

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Serenading

Push for Disco...

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

New York Netherworld

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Vacation Bus Photo

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Bankside

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Thumbing a Lift.