Urban Legend Adventurer Pillows

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Walt Disney on ice."

A sure sign of rain

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Push for Disco...

Serenading

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

New York Netherworld

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Follow that cab!'

Thumbing a Lift.

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Vacation Bus Photo

Bankside

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."