Urban Adventurers Pillows

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

Unfortunately for Larry high-rise living favored the hunters.

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

Beggar has his own gift shop.

20-second Parking Meter.

'The views are great but the celebrity neighbours are too damn noisy.'

'Did you whistle?'

'It's the perfect location, Babe, easy walking distance to tattoo parlour, bargain booze hut and chip shop.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Biker and Cyclist.

'We're modern day pirates, but we don't look like modern day pirates.'

Picnicking Bears

"Homey Claus!"

"Excuse me, sir - which is better, Queens or the Bronx?"

'Hello, security? I'd like to report a giant hairy belly button outside my window.'

Downsizing...

"No, it's a crime to urinate on a playground."

A smart alec boy

Planet of the Ants

A man trapped on a traffic island

"Don't pull out yet; we still have some time left on the meter."

"Dan didn't trust babies."

"On second though, let's head downtown."

"Nothing beats New York for sheer energy."

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

"I love a man with street smarts."

"Are you aware that this is now considered part of the Greater New York Metropolitan Area?"

Rush-hour turnstile chicken

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

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